Stupid and contagious
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
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THE DOLPHIN
Can we appreciate on how dramatic hamsters can be?
One time I got my dog to play dead by aiming my wand at him and yelling avada kedavra
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will smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING
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